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As captain of the expedition it was my privilege and honor to take the first steps onto what would become the first manned colony on Mars - my stomach fluttering with excitement of what was to come.

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„One more for mommy, and one more for daddy."

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For eight months now nobody's even acknowledged me.

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The creature stood in the treeline, seemingly oblivious to me and facing in the other direction.

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I've always said I'd give my life for my 3-year-old daughter.

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Thank you for participating in this weight loss study, subject a79012. NSFW

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"The female body has ways to shut down rape, she could have just closed her legs," the congressman declared. NSFW

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I was at my grandmother's funeral, when I heard twisted cackling from inside the coffin, as it was being lowered into the ground.

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At the Zoo, the child fell over the railing and into lion’s den.

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After three months, I finally went to bed with my boyfriend and as he left afterward, he turned and much to my horror and confusion he said, "I gave you a baby tonight."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As captain of the expedition it was my privilege and honor to take the first steps onto what would become the first manned colony on Mars - my stomach fluttering with excitement of what was to come.	1597
„One more for mommy, and one more for daddy."	1596
For eight months now nobody's even acknowledged me.	1586
The creature stood in the treeline, seemingly oblivious to me and facing in the other direction.	1580
I've always said I'd give my life for my 3-year-old daughter.	1578
Thank you for participating in this weight loss study, subject a79012. NSFW	1568
"The female body has ways to shut down rape, she could have just closed her legs," the congressman declared. NSFW	1554
I was at my grandmother's funeral, when I heard twisted cackling from inside the coffin, as it was being lowered into the ground.	1546
At the Zoo, the child fell over the railing and into lion’s den.	1546
After three months, I finally went to bed with my boyfriend and as he left afterward, he turned and much to my horror and confusion he said, "I gave you a baby tonight."	1545